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The thought itself was brilliant, stupendous, amazing and all around a genius idea when...

The idea that could feed the world's starving masses while providing a source of clean energy and ending war for all time, it was simply the most brilliant idea of all time.....
[i]suddenly a near sighted seagull flew into his oversized head and......

...out of nowhere dived for a thrown out sandwich which lay at Zac's feet. He dove for the half-eaten sandwich when...

the collision caused Zak to react like an animal . He dove on top of the seagull and started pummeling it, squeezing it's neck he slammed it back and forth while screaming out Sarah's name. In a moment of its own animal instinct the seagull jerked out of his grip and flew straight for Zaks face and it latched right on to his...

protuding .......... nose. With a deft flick of its neck it took a substantial part of that nose for the most interesting journey a nose has ever had.

Soaring wildly in the air of a brisk clean winters day silhoueted on the backdrop of a vivid blue sky. Flying higher and higher swooping and wheeling like a fighter plane the gull darted and moved in the air like only a gull can.

The gull was only stopped by the almighty impact on the glass window of an extra large skyscraper that had strategically moved in front of the gulls path to get it to drop Zak's nose.

Zak's nose began to fall back to earth when....

A mighty wind blew it right onto the roof of a taxi bound for....

...the airport! The nose longed to be back with its owner however at the point it realized it shouldn't be longing or realizing anything since it didn't have a brain of it's own. Than all of a sudden...

Zak awoke. when he looked around he realized....

...the entire thing had been some twisted nightmare. He breathed a sigh of relief and got up out of bed. He slipped his feet into his slippers when he heard a sound coming from...

...the basement. He looked around and found the big, wooden door leading to the basement and with a cautious step he began to go down the stairs. To his horror and amazement he found...

...his old pajamas he used to wear as a kid. They brought back many nostalgic memories of...

...cage fighting with his Uncle Stan. But Zak knew those days were over when he heard a voice coming from the top of the stairs. It was his old childhood friend...

Michael Jackson, who suggested...

..that a change of face might be called for. Zak liked the idea of hiding his identity and decided he wanted to look like..

Kylie Minogue, He thought about looking like Madonna for a bit but plumped on Kylie for her Australian voice and nice video! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYkDCljX3IU

Be breast aware

He booked the appointment at the Harley Street Clinic but was told ....

That the only new faces in his price range were Bob Hoskins, Rowan Atkins, Prince Charles or Mike Tyson (with the facial tattoo's). He therefore settled on.....

flipping a coin. However he only had a double sided coin and there were too many choices for a simple coin. Therefore he set out on a mission to find...

The Loch Ness monster. He would start his expedition by purchasing all that he needed, begining with...

...a snorkel set, a monster of a tracking device and a pair of tartan swimming trunks so that he would blend in. Scotland was a long journey so he decided he would get there by...

...bicycle! It had to be faster than walking! He went to the neighbours house to "borrow" the bike when he ran into Larry the dog who...