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Drunken Times

Postby Marijuana-Man » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:40 pm

Things that are hard to say when your drunk...
a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are *VERY*difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are *ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE* to say when you're
drunk...
a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

b) Nope, no more booze for me.

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

d) No kebab for me, thank you.

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

f) I'm not interested in fighting you.

g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.

h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the
street.

j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
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Postby Matbow » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:28 pm

Definitely j) for me...once I hit the 3 pint limit I either go home or I'm out until the early hours!
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Postby Yakumo » Thu Jan 11, 2007 4:01 pm

Have you ever had the syndrome the more you drink the less drunk you are getting.

This happened to me this Christmas time and it was so not funny. All around get absolutely plastered but you.

Is there a scientific reason behind it?
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Postby Matbow » Thu Jan 25, 2007 6:26 pm

Can you imagine this doing this if you're drunk:

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Postby Nefer » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:22 pm

haha!!
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Postby Rivaan » Thu Jan 25, 2007 10:50 pm

Oh snap! I can still see it with my eyes open, every time I blink! :shock:
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Some do bow in that final direction. Others advance upon it. To bow before the one
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The man who bows in that final direction is either a saint or a fool. I have no use for either.
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Postby Monsoon » Sat Jan 27, 2007 3:34 pm

:D Yes it's Eric Cantona!

Only joking you upstairs.
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Postby Son of the Silver Fox » Sat Jan 27, 2007 7:03 pm

I love these things. :)
We had them in the psych text books in college.
"Ignorance doesn't suck for the ignorant they just don't know any better."
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Postby Rivaan » Sat Jan 27, 2007 8:18 pm

Heh yeah. I had this one, surprisingly, in my physics text book!
The four points of the compass be logic, knowledge, wisdom, and the unknown.
Some do bow in that final direction. Others advance upon it. To bow before the one
is to lose sight of the three. I may submit to the unknown, but never to the unknowable.
The man who bows in that final direction is either a saint or a fool. I have no use for either.
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Postby John R » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:14 pm

flippin heck, that was really good!!!

I'm easily impressed but still./ :eek:
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Postby Matbow » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:50 pm

Since we're getting onto psychological things, I have a cool game you can play with your friends:

Imagine you are alone in a field, and see a strawberry field in front of you with tasty strawberries.


There is a fence/gate around the field. How high is it?

How you are in the strawberry field, how many strawberries do you take?

Ok, after you have finished enjoying the strawberries, how do you feel about the farmer, who's field you took them from?


Anyone wanna answer? I'll post interpretations after a few ppl have replied :)
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Postby Nefer » Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:00 pm

Well, I wouldn't eat very many if there was a fence around the field - maybe a handful to taste :)
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Postby Marijuana-Man » Tue Jan 30, 2007 6:14 am

Till im stuffed like a pig at Bel-Tine!
{That pretty much....}
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Postby John R » Tue Jan 30, 2007 12:36 pm

the fence isn't that high, i could jump over it easily.

I'm in the strawberry field cos you said i was

i take as many strawberries as i feel i need

i feel like the farmer should be more careful and put up a higher fence

the farmers field
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Postby Yakumo » Tue Jan 30, 2007 4:53 pm

Having thought about this for more than a few moments.

The height of the fence or gate doesnt matter I am already in the field of strawberries.

I dont need any because I grow my own and know they are better than the commercially grown ones in the field.

I feel great in the knowledge that I grew my own and they taste so much better than the farmers.
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Postby Matbow » Tue Jan 30, 2007 5:00 pm

I'll wait until tomorrow (to see if anyone else wants to answer) to post what the question means, but just a note to those people who have answered - it's not a trick question/riddle and there's not a correct answer!
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Postby Monsoon » Wed Jan 31, 2007 9:16 am

I reckon this is much the same as the peaches in the orchard test i once did.
So i think at least i know what the strawberries represent.
Yakumo wrote:
I feel great in the knowledge that I grew my own and they taste so much better than the farmers.

Oh boy Yakumo i have a feeling that line is going to come back and haunt you!! :razz:


If i couldn't get over the fence i would go straight through it - wild horses wouldn't keep me out of that strawberry patch!

I would eat all the ripe strawberries until i had my fill.

It would be the farmer who would have to watch out coz i would be in there again the very next day :twisted:
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Postby Matbow » Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:51 am

Monsoon wrote:I reckon this is much the same as the peaches in the orchard test i once did


I reckon it is too. Answers to come later on today...
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Postby Rivaan » Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:47 am

The fence isn't that high, in my mind.

How I am in the strawberry field? If that means how do I act, well I'd be like one normally would in a field, I think. Just walking around.

If you mean how did I get there, I would have gone through the gate, if there is one on my side, or over the fence if it's possible. I only take maybe 4 strawberries for a taste of them.

If they taste good, I wonder where the farmer got his seeds from. I also think he wouldn't mind as he won't even notice only 4 missing.
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Postby Matbow » Wed Jan 31, 2007 2:25 pm

Ok before I post the interpretation I'll post my original answers (before I knew what they meant).

How high?
Normal size, easy to jump over.

How many?
Loads! I love strawberries!

Feel about Farmer?
If they were good then I'd be really appreciative and would probably come back for more.
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